(via thememegeneration)
should i tumbl again
Foul Balls (via Matthew Baldwin)
Typical Reaction to the Revelation That I Do Not Own a Cell Phone, By Year
1998: Solidarity (“Yeah, me neither—I hate those things!”)
1999: Envy (“Lucky you; I had to get one for work.”)
2000: Indifference (“Okay, what’s your home phone number then?”)
2001: Encouragement (“You should get one—you can play Tetris on them now!”)
2002: Confusion (“I thought you were, like, a tech guy.”)
2003: Sympathy (“They’re getting pretty cheap. You’ll be able to afford one soon.”)
2004: Irritation (“So how am I supposed to get a hold of you?”)
2005: Derision (“If we go out tonight I’ll send you a fax.”)
2006: Skepticism (“Are you serious?”)
2007: Awe (“Wow, you’re like the last one.”)
2008: Incomprehension (“You don’t … how …?”)
KILL EVERYBODY: American soldier exposes US policy in Iraq (via Yoryevrah)
I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes. Seriously, how in the hell did this ever get past their legal department. You can’t tell me that this isn’t a lawsuit just waiting to happen. I can only assume that their next product is fruit flavored thumbtacks. (via Penny Arcade! - The Flavor Factor)
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Illustration by Kristen Caston.
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